#1169

I see question one has been answered.

#1170

In answer to question one - I think mocha is nicer but is more of a treat whereas a flat white is a good regular contender (I mentioned this elsewhere but this thread is really getting bloated now so don’t worry about missing it)

In answer to question two, you’ll just have to wait and see… :wink:

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#1171

Might try a red eye but with bovril instead of filter coffee

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#1172

And an oxo cube instead of an espresso

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#1173

I bloody love a Bovril drink mate. Absolutely love em.

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#1174

We have already established that an Americano without at least a double in it has been made incorrectly.

#1175

ant would you be up for trying a chili coffee? like this guy
http://www.engrano.nl/blog/2015/10/12/coffee-and-chili/

#1177

Hmm… I like chilli chocolate so maybe?

#1178

Mocha = dilettante aristocracy

Flat White/CaffeLatteLatteCaffe = Mail reading, tory voting home counties suburbanites

Americano = Hard-working, no-nonsense, plain-speaking salt-of-the-earth backbone of the nation, working class

I’m basically accusing @anon5266188 of being an elitist.

#1179

very open-minded, I commend you for that

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#1180

Me? An elitist!? That’s exactly the opposite of how I want to be!

To clarify beyond any doubt, a cup of tea is better than any of the options I’ve tried so far by an enormous margin.

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#1181

Ah then you must be a “tea socialist” then perhaps?

#1182

Hey, don’t “label” me, man. I’m just me.

#1184

spot on pal. he says ciao now and everything

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#1185

i just linked gf to this thread coz she keeps catching me reading it and she wanted me to mention the time she had a coffee and thought this would be better if it had a bit of chocolate in it, and i said ooh you could call it a chocolachino, thinking she was having me on considering she definitely knows that mochas are a thing. turns out, no

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Things You Reckon You Could Have Invented
What did you almost invent? (Niche thread)
#1186

tell her to post it here so I can flag it please

#1187

This is really a very difficult question to answer on accounts of how I’ve been quite critical of some of the coffees and I am a big fan of my fellow community members…

Latte - Probably Aggsy on accounts of statistically being the most liked and I’m assuming latte is statistically the most liked as well

Flat white - Maybe Lo-Pan on accounts of how I think flat whites are quite trendy and also Lo-Pan is quite trendy?

Macchiato - Small and disgusting so I can’t really look any further than LaszloPanaflex here, that guy was a real dick

Mocha - An absolute delight so it’s gonna be Desk as she too is an absolute delight

Cappuccino - Hmm, the same as a latte so the same as AggPass, gotta be Ruffers based on that (mainly because they are very similarly popular statistically and also their football thread ethos are night on identical)

Americano - An example of the law of diminishing returns… Gonna give this one to myself

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#1188

just flag my post, its ok

#1189

he’ll be disappointed with that

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#1190

Once when I worked in a cafe, I made a babychino (!!?!) with a double shot of coffee before realising it shouldn’t have coffee in because they’re for toddlers. Still wonder whether I fucked up that kid a bit

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