Because I’m an everyman that’s why

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because they all use that rank soya milk!!!
I want the coffee to taste of coffee not of overly strong soy

instant walk out if I see even a glimpse of this shit

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Had the best coffee if my life in That London the week we went to the penoid café. The only good place in Cambridge is at the other end of town, it’s ridiculous. You’d think there would be a huge market for proper wanker coffee here.

The other day I met a friend for breakfast in a very nice coffee place. I didn’t have to be at work for a while when we’d finished, so we walked towards where I work and my friend was like “oh let’s go in Costa for another coffee”. I was like NO and we passed two decent places, Nude and Rapha, but he was still like “but let’s go to Costa!!!”. He paid though. I winced while drinking my shit Americano.

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Dunno what that is because obviously I have nearly all of my coffee without milk.

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curious as to what you reckon the “good” place in Cambridge is

Should’ve got a cherry bakewell, they’re exceptional.

Hot Numbers, but it’s FULL coffee wanker.

Sounds like it could be some kind of Italian election slogan.

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you know there’s 2 of them right? (and yes full coffee wanker, but tip top eh)

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I have a feeling it will be a regular thing so next time I will.

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It’s utterly grim and makes the coffee taste like you’re drinking hot soy milk only.

Can’t bear it.

Starbucks offer nice plain soya milk :heart:

What are people’s thoughts on Black Sheep Coffee? I had a really nice cappuccino from them recently which pleasantly surprised me.

I really like the little chain that has the fixie bikes out front (I know…) although I bought some ground from them to make at home, and it was rank.

@anon5266188, this is a very personal question, so there is no pressure on you to answer it, but I’d be interested to know - how is this coffee intake affecting your bowel movements? To put it bluntly, coffee makes me shit. Would be happy to get imput from any other community members on this.

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I did not, I don’t get out much. I suppose Trumpington Street is fairly central but it’s still the wrong end of the town centre for me.

HYDRATION WANKER

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I had a chai from there and it was ok.

Not sure I’d go there for coffee. My closest is next to coco di mama so I’d rather grab coffee and banana bread from there :slight_smile:

Haven’t tried them even though there’s one round the corner from me.

There are no personal questions, just personal answers.

I don’t think there has been any affect on my bowel movements as such HOWEVER, and I’ll spoiler this as it’s not the most pleasant reading, there has been a hole in my pants around the bum/balls region which wasn’t there when I put them on in the morning for the last three days which is extremely alarming and could potentially be related?

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