Just got a latte

As if today’s children understand the concept of a wired phone.

Alright, fucking hell. Reusable cups it is then, £1.20 now though.

Will there be a loyalty scheme?

Yeah but it will be based on me recognising you rather than any card system

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@anon5266188

Toe-nay.

Do kids still like to “whip” and then “nay-nay”?

*nae-nae

Can’t work out if you’re correcting my spelling or informing me that they don’t like it any more

I see you all, large Americano voters

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Probably a bit of both. The kids are a fickle bunch, much like the dab I think the whip and nae-nae is very much a relic of our times.

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I think they are mostly “flossing” these days if I’m not mistaken

More power to them, dental health is very important.

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sorry to have to be the one to break it to you, T-Poc, but this is steamed milk and not foamed

How come?

And you call it foamed milk despite the fact it is obviously steamed.

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Very good post

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as a former Coffee Shop Man^TM, you’ve got to sort of move the steaming wand dealie to the top of the milk and stretch it to foam it. youre not letting any air in like this so it wont froth. bet it makes a horrible screeching noise when you do it an all, letting a little bit of air in should stop that (also not using a spanking new clean jug but i appreciate this is less practical in your spanking new clean canteen)

There it is Irons, the cleverest thing you’ll ever say and it’s in a Coffee thread on DiS recorded for all eternity.

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Can we bring @kermitwormit into this conversation? It’s very much within her remit.

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It’s equal parts uplifting and depressing.

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