Let me walk you through the whole process:
1: Do a big espresso in a mug from coffee machine 2
2: Set some milk to steam/foam on coffee machine 1
3: Prepare a bowl of Alpen and accidentally take your eye off the milk causing a real mess:
4: Clean up the mess and add the steamy/foamy milk to the coffee
Ratios of a Caffé Toné are subject to change
The ego on this guy.
out of interest how much do you reckon you’d charge for one of these in Tone’s hypothetical coffee shop?
80p
@anon5266188 unless this is trial and error to find the perfect ratio?
You caught me out… That’s exactly what it is, sorry for fronting
The place I’m working today hasn’t got a coffee machine so will need to go and buy a coffee soon
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Very good value. I’d get one.
Too cheap, wouldn’t trust a coffee that cheap. Maybe 1.30 with 50p reusable cup discount I would trust. 20p for non-dairy milk alternative.
Making it £1 for me. Would buy.
80p in one of those polystyrene cups from the 90’s, no lid.
Why do you hate this planet so?
I will also insist that all polystyrene cups are reused with bits of string between two of them so children can pretend they are telephones or whatever.
As if today’s children understand the concept of a wired phone.
Alright, fucking hell. Reusable cups it is then, £1.20 now though.
Will there be a loyalty scheme?
Yeah but it will be based on me recognising you rather than any card system
@anon5266188
Toe-nay.
Do kids still like to “whip” and then “nay-nay”?
*nae-nae
Can’t work out if you’re correcting my spelling or informing me that they don’t like it any more
