#21

in fact the person (english) who was just visiting heckled someone from the car and I was like fuck dude stop that.

#22

how many people on average do you think these folks heckle?

If they do this to me, average white guy in 30s with hair and moustache, must be so many targets of their abuse/ridicule.

All day long shouting nasty shit from their cars. It’s a bad world!

#23

that’s kind of beautiful

#24

Oh! that guy was A DICK.

#25

he was having such a great day.

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#27

Get heckled / harassed fairly often when cycling, usually when stopped at lights or a junction.

New tactic is to just do a Steve Austin style really puzzled ‘what??’ after every single thing they say

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#28

when Pokemon Go first came out and EVERYONE was playing some bigger boys pointed at me and shouted ‘look, there’s a Snorlax’

:frowning:

I laughed, tbf that is quite funny

sorry pretty sure i’ve posted this at least 3 times before.

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#29

Your hair is fab, and you don’t look like shit.

I find that the best thing to do to wind up anybody who is annoying me and who is behind the wheel of the car, is to pretend that I’ve mistaken then for somebody I know, and give them a big cheery grin and a wave, maybe a thumb up too.
Drives them APOPLECTIC.

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#31

Winding up drivers while cycling is the best. Love going right in front of people who have stopped in the bike box at a red light. Then taking absolutely ages to start moving and peel over to the side of the road when they go green

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#32

Such a weird thing this - always got this in England when I had long hair, never if it was short. Genuine aggression as well.

#33

The worst I’ve had was when I was 16 walking home from my Saturday job. A group of builders shouted “Lurch” at me.

I was 6’2 and only weighed just over 9 stone stone at the time and I do have a large head. It generally lacked confidence anyway (I still do to some degree). That didn’t help.

#34

“I’VE GOT A GUN I’VE GOT A RUDDY GUN!”

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#35

Why do they call him Angry Dave?

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#37

ahah that’s a great idea! Thanks x

#38

Reckon there is a thread in ‘daves and their prefixes’

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#39

Have you said this before on here, cause I started doing it because I read someone saying they did and it sounded great. And it is!

#40

A group of dickhead teenagers were in the local shop just now, school uniform but in the middle of the day. Acting like they owned the place, one of them held up something and said to me “do you like my condom?”. (not actually sure what it was). I just decided to tell them to fuck off. Not sure where that came from really, but all they could do was say “you are RUDE mate”. On the way out they did the same, I just said “you think you are fucking amazing don’t you” and shook my head. Either it made them think, or it means they will remember me and I’ll get battered at a later date.

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#41

RONNIE PICKERING

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#42

Used to get a lot of that in Buckfastleigh, “you long haired freak”. I used to go with something like “gives your mum something to hold onto” but I don’t do mum jokes so much anymore

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#43

I give em a sexy pose and a flirty smile, normally they drive off sharpish

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