Did I tell you about Creano?

Creano told me once “I can’t eat citrus flavoured sweets as they make my head go sweaty” and then he had one of my yellow and green Colins and his head did go sweaty.

how were the other children in the shop

Not according to Creano, no

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Children don’t like “fruit sherberts” unless they are off of “The Famous Five”

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did they tell you that?

Who? Children or “The Famous Five”? (Or the Fruit Sherberts I guess?)

yesterday I drove past a cyclist who was riding no handed and was weaving about a fair bit on the road as a result

as I got past him i realised he was using his hands to scoff a big bag of haribo. fair doos really

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no the other children in the shop

The shop was “Waitrose”

T-Delight is the fuckin’ tits mate. Ruffers agrees as well.

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big box of turkish delight cubes is the ultimate Christmas snacking

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Fuckin’ right Ruffers, man. Fuckin’ right.

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My Mum is always going on about “It’s getting more and more difficult to find your Turkish Delight for Christmas” and I’m like “make more of a fucking effort then, Mum”

HOLY FUCK! THERE’S A FUCKIN GREEN!

m&s do a good one

Don’t think she’s near an M&S any more

(Plus, even if they hadn’t moved, the Ashford branch is on “the list” for closure… Very sad)

standard/rose still the king for me but hazelnut is also :ok_hand:

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oh mate yesss, when I went to istanbul I got to see some of the really old confectioners, it’s amazing watching it being made

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Which city?