was minding my own business in the queue, judging the woman in front of me on her shopping (as we all do) when boom! felt something smash into the back of my leg from behind.
turned round and a lady had lost control of her scooter. I had already clocked her earlier behind me, but she looked like she knew what she was up to by the way she parked it right next to the conveyor belt thing earlier. how wrong I was!
she said sorry about 3 times, I turned round and she did it again.
she apologised profusely and some guy in the other queue made a comment about me ‘having another one’ or something. I told her it was no sweat and pushed on with the experience, albeit now very shaky
bloody hurt, I can tell ya.
today is NOT MY DAY