Just had a piss in the utility room sink

What do you think?

:musical_note:After that, got me something to drink:musical_note:

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“This is the utility room, it’s where our utilities go”

For some reason I mentally sang this in a sorta mid 60s Dylan voice, and it has killed me

Smee, would you mind if we all had a bit of a guess about what is in your utility room?

:musical_note:Hey Mr Smee man pissing in the sink :musical_note:

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Classic smee, doing a smee in the utility room on level smee

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Sang this to the tune of the 1st line Music by Madonna - it works, give it a go

Proper dad stuff but there is something quite liberating about wizzing in the sink

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Hi Mark Kozelek.

please be my guest

edit dont actually show up in my utility room please

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working from home. very busy. rushing. had a v small window (i thought you said sink etc) for pissing in. lodger was in the bathroom.

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:notes: Step back, can’t get spunk on the mink :notes:

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Just had a piss in the utility room sink
What do you think?
And it was all yellow

Your skin
Oh yeah, your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
You know, you know I love you so
You know I love you so

:guitar::guitar::guitar::guitar::guitar::guitar::guitar::guitar::guitar:

There are people who piss in the sink, and there are people who lie.

I doubt many people without penisis are whizzing in the sink

edit probably none of your business actually

fair does

you’d want to be sure the sink is firmly attached to the wall

oh yeah we’re talking integrated into a work surface

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