Just kidnapped my nemesis' fruit and veg seller

I keep my friends close and my enemy’s grocer.

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Have you also blockaded yourself into the cul-de-sac your mate’s house is on?

I’m currently looking after the star of Fatal Attraction and a German Footballer.

I keep my Glenn Close and Miroslav Klose

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Is that an enemy’s grocer’s apostrophe?

Fucking beautiful

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I’m currently asking pirates to come forward with ideas for setting up a really convoluted joke, and I’ll pay them in their preferred currency.

It’s a dubloon tender.

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