Just lost my job designing temporary tattoos


#241

I had a slightly odd experience whilst being fired for gross misconduct once. At the end of the disciplinary meeting, the HR manager spent a few minutes precising the whole discussion.

It was a summary dismissal.


#242

Lost my job as a vicar because my religious convictions weren’t strong enough.

I still can’t believe it.


#243

They wouldn’t even let me START my last job because my visa didn’t have the right stamp on it.

Not impressed.


#244

I think I should probably just turn myself over to the moderators now.


#245

Like an empathetic window cleaner, I feel your pane.


#246

Lost my job sealing away waste from Portaloos.

Got shitcanned.


#247

Got another similar job but quit after only the days due to all the complaints about my oral technique.

Did not go down well.


#248

At least you didn’t get the sack.


#249

I lost my job at the massage parlor. I rubbed people the wrong way


#250

Lost my job after failing to turn up for a few days in a row. The guy opposite, who incidentally used to play left midfield for Man U and South Africa, was using my front door for archery practice, and whenever I tried to leave he would use a kind of rudimentary catapult to bombard me with pebbles. Shocking behaviour! It was just too dangerous to venture out.

It’s always disappointing to get fired, but on this occasion I put it down to the slings and arrows of outrageous Fortune.


#251

Just for the FAO of everyone, the OP is now on 69 likes


#252

I was forced out of my job as a football referee after I started asking questions about why shin pads weren’t provided. Well, it went all the way to the top and when I told my boss what I’d found out she fired me.

Turns out the organisation doesn’t provide any protection for whistleblowers.


#253

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this had better be worth it @whiterussian


#256

How could it not be


#257

We are agog.


#258

none of the other replies have been

:andy parks and rec gif:


#259

I feel sad for you


#260

Well seeing as we’re open again :slight_smile:

I got fired from my job at the M&M’s factory yesterday for throwing away all the W’s.