Got made redundant from the bridal shop, so had to begin selling my organs for funds. They had my guts for garters.
Quit my job as a skydiving instructor but at least I jumped before I was pushed
I heard all premiership ref’s are being laid off to pave the way for video technology. I think that’s a bridge to VAR
Lost my job fixing vintage Citroëns after they found out I lied on my 2CV
This isn’t even close to working, I know
I’ve quit my job as a hotel housekeeper.
I’ve made my bed and now I must lie in it.
Did you hear about the potato merchant with no grip? They had to give him the sack.
You have to put a backslash before each so it doesn’t think you’re turning italics on and off.
I’ve repeatedly tried to quit my job as a Sicilian magnet manufacturer
But whenever I thought I was out, they pull me back in again
Lost my job making counterfeit cash
It’s ok though, the money wasn’t great.
Picked up a new job picking vegetables for salads. Backbreaking work but worth it for the extra celery
Lost my job avoiding adverbs
Now it’s onwards and upwards!
Quit my job working at a flair cocktail bar.
My boss is a tosser
kin ell
some of these have been genuinely ban worthy
Take it to the joke workshop.
Maybe something around der Chevvo?
The Dire Straights cover band I was representing let me go after they realised all I wanted was money for nothing
Lost my job making increasingly small passport photos.
I guess, in the end, my face didn’t fit.
Got a job working for a carpenter doing the measurements for doorframes and cupboards and that. The money’s shite but I love working out doors.
Just got a new job installing an imaginery front door.
Can’t knock it.
Lost my job as a floatation tank supervisor.
It’s my own fault, they told me not to go making waves.
