Just lost my job designing temporary tattoos


#41

My new tightrope act involves carrying my boss in one hand and my missus in the other.

It’s all about the work-life balance.


#42

Shut it down, mods


#43

this is the best one though


#44

Had to take a break from being a handyman after Belgium’s top action hero scratched through my work vehicle with his bare hands.

Jean clawed van, Damn!


#45

Got a new job where I have to continually chase this guy who’s accidentally got on the bus/arrived at school with only his underwear on or another guy who is just falling and falling. Took a bit of a pay cut but you have to follow your dreams.


#46

I heard @ma0sm’s comedy set is full of this shit.


#47

Forced my boss to sack me after working for a removals company specialising in art work and antiques.

One day I just decided to pack it in.


#48

has done me good and proper :smiley:


#49

Lost my job being heated to the point of incandescence by electrical current.

I was getting burned out.


#50

Quit my job designing experimental polling booths. I mean there’s only so much you can take before you vote with your feet


#51

Genuinely couldn’t be farther from the truth


#52

Just lost my job at a local newspaper typing all the capital letters. It was shift work

© Tim Vine 2009


#53

Quit my job as a croupier after cost cutting measures meant the casino was buying smaller and smaller decks of cards. Eventually it was impossible to deal with


#54

I got fired from my weekend job at the ice cream place.

I couldn’t do sundaes.


#55

Even after 30 years service my Mum never made it to senior management in the Conservatory building sector.

That’s the glass ceiling for you I suppose.


#56

just quit my job manufacturing mice; there were too many cliques.


#57

I was really hoping to get a job in the giant propeller factory.

Big fan.


#58

Just quit my job manufacturing cardboard.

The money wasn’t great but it strengthened my CV.


#59

Lost my job at the cattery.

Looks like the cats out of the bag!


#60

after a cursory glance, I decided that a job designing computing interfaces wasn’t for me.