Just lost my job designing temporary tattoos


#61

:grimacing:


#62

Got a job at a pharmacy. The work is a bit dull but the sign’s a big plus


#63

Lost my job watching Meryl Streep films due to emotional issues.

The Hours got to me.


#64

quit my job as a manager at disneyland

it was a real mickey mouse operation


#65

Ffs


#66

Just got sacked from my job on the waltzers. I’m thinking of suing them under the Employment Rights Act 1986


#67

Was convicted for murder but the judge gave me community service. It’s a job for life.
(for as in in exchange for)
(life as in a life sentence)
Someone remind Theo where the ban button is.


#68

My bosses at the aviary were constantly telling me what to do with the ravens and other birds of the genus Corvus.

My crow managers, eh?


#69

I don’t i(n)sco


#70

I quit my job as captain of a tug boat.

Was fed up being expected to tow the line.


#71

I got let go from my job in the haulage industry; they’re taking things in another direction.


#72

Got hounded out of my job in the reptile house at London Zoo. Phew-weee that place is a real snake pit!


#73

:rotating_light:


#74

I heard the only animal they have left is a small dog with long white fur.

It’s a shih tzu.


#75


#76

Quit my job at a new business who bore tunnels.

It’s only a matter of time before they go under.


#77

Lost my job at the sewage plant, but it was a crap job anyway.


#78

Quit my job administering nitrous oxide at a colonoscopy centre.

I didn’t even get paid, I was only there for shits and giggles.


#79

Lost my job as a childcare assistant, but I don’t really mind now.


#80

I’m having a break from my job manufacturing poisons.

(here, I will give you a choice of punchlines)

a)

I’m struggling to cope with the toxic work environment

b)

I’ve been told this is career fungicide

(second one’s a bit whacky, a bit Tim Vine)