Just lost my job designing temporary tattoos


#121

aw fudd


#122

Fucked my three tenor tribute banned audition by borking the vocals, a real missed opera tunity


#123

I’m so happy with this I could die


#124

lost my job as an ice hotel maintenance man on Montana’s Glacier National Park glacier
whole place got liquidated


#125

My partner got me a job deciphering ancient languages. Said they’d always fancied going out with a man in cuneiform.


#126

pfft you’ve nicked this


#127

Shhhh :wink:


#128

Been demoted from my job at the goat-farm. Only get to work in the goat-nursery now.

To be fair I don’t mind too much: I actually wanted to spend more time with my kids.


#129

Hundreds getting the sack at Legoland, they’re just crazy for downsizing (sorry this one’s a bit Theo, so spar)


#130

50 Likes!

Might meme the heck out of this


#131

Kept asking my boss if I could borrow one of his Chinese board games so he decided to let me go


#132

^Made redundant


#133

Thought my new job as a crash test dummy was going fine, until one of my colleagues threw me under the bus.


#134

Lost my job as storage manager for the insect research lab. Guess I just wasn’t ticking the right boxes.


#135

Lost my job at Hever Castle re-enacting medieval jousting tournaments, now i’m freelancing.


#136

They hired a replacement for me at the weather station. Really stole my thunder.


#137

Lost my job as a joiner, now I just can’t make ends meet


#138

Got hired by the bloke down the road who makes his own soft drinks. It takes two to tango


#139

Lost my job for not fire-bombing river crossings,

Which is sad, but I didn’t burn my bridges.


#140

I’m a fisherman and i just terminated my contact with a corporate manufacturer of fish and seafood products -who happen to have a very sexist hiring policy.

I didn’t want to sell my sole to the man.