Just lost my job designing temporary tattoos

Lost my job as a canine cannibalism researcher.

It was dog-eat-dog in that place.

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Say what you like about pig farming, it certainly brings home the bacon

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Lost my job as The Strokesā€™ personal movie recommender for picking out too many modern films. They were just into Casablancas

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His nameā€™s Julian, m9!

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oh shit yeah, god I must be some moron to make that mistake

Donā€™t worry - I donā€™t think everyone would notice

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Just lost my job as one of the Seven Dwarves.

Iā€™m not happy.

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Had an interview for a job in a hall of mirrors.

I thought, I can really see myself working here.

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Lost my job because they couldnā€™t find me because I was hanging around on these boards all day.

I was Dis-missed.

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Left my last job cause there were some really aggressive bacteria working in admin.

Bad office culture, really.

have to do some work today before this thread becomes a reality!

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My boss just fired me because I bang on about my cat and my tortoise all the time at work.

Fair enough. She had her reasons. I thought they were a bit pett-y though.

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Lost my job after confessing to fraud to an albino detective.

Itā€™s a fair cop.

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Got fired from the bakery for stealing. I was caught bread handed

Just found out that Iā€™ve been let go from Colmanā€™s apprenticeship scheme. Apparently I didnā€™t cut the mustardā€¦

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Lost my job as the paramedic at a Texas rodeo but whatever, it was a total cowboy operation.

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Resigned from my position at the big empty warehouse, there was nothing in it for me.

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When I got fired from my job setting up safety nets it really caught me by surprise

I left my position at the fishmongers and now theyā€™re looking for someone to fillet

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I just got let go from my job. They gave me Jimi Hendrixā€™s backing band as severance. I told them Iā€™m sad to go but Iā€™m grateful for the Experience.

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Left my job installing fibre optic cables, but at least I have a good network

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