Lost my job as a canine cannibalism researcher.
It was dog-eat-dog in that place.
Lost my job as a canine cannibalism researcher.
It was dog-eat-dog in that place.
Say what you like about pig farming, it certainly brings home the bacon
Lost my job as The Strokesā personal movie recommender for picking out too many modern films. They were just into Casablancas
His nameās Julian, m9!
oh shit yeah, god I must be some moron to make that mistake
Donāt worry - I donāt think everyone would notice
Just lost my job as one of the Seven Dwarves.
Iām not happy.
Had an interview for a job in a hall of mirrors.
I thought, I can really see myself working here.
Lost my job because they couldnāt find me because I was hanging around on these boards all day.
I was Dis-missed.
Left my last job cause there were some really aggressive bacteria working in admin.
Bad office culture, really.
have to do some work today before this thread becomes a reality!
My boss just fired me because I bang on about my cat and my tortoise all the time at work.
Fair enough. She had her reasons. I thought they were a bit pett-y though.
Lost my job after confessing to fraud to an albino detective.
Itās a fair cop.
Got fired from the bakery for stealing. I was caught bread handed
Just found out that Iāve been let go from Colmanās apprenticeship scheme. Apparently I didnāt cut the mustardā¦
Lost my job as the paramedic at a Texas rodeo but whatever, it was a total cowboy operation.
Resigned from my position at the big empty warehouse, there was nothing in it for me.
When I got fired from my job setting up safety nets it really caught me by surprise
I left my position at the fishmongers and now theyāre looking for someone to fillet
I just got let go from my job. They gave me Jimi Hendrixās backing band as severance. I told them Iām sad to go but Iām grateful for the Experience.
Left my job installing fibre optic cables, but at least I have a good network