Just lost my job designing temporary tattoos


#141

lost my job coding in binary

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#142

Love this one


#143

Just lost my job as a circumcision surgeon. The pay wasn’t great, but I did get a lot of tips.


#144

You mean you got the sack?


#145

Damnit.


#146

Had to quit my job manufacturing traditional barber razors. Was cut-throat.


#147

Lost my job as a canine cannibalism researcher.

It was dog-eat-dog in that place.


#148

Say what you like about pig farming, it certainly brings home the bacon


#149

Lost my job as The Strokes’ personal movie recommender for picking out too many modern films. They were just into Casablancas


#150

His name’s Julian, m9!


#151

oh shit yeah, god I must be some moron to make that mistake


#152

Don’t worry - I don’t think everyone would notice


#153

Just lost my job as one of the Seven Dwarves.

I’m not happy.


#154

Had an interview for a job in a hall of mirrors.

I thought, I can really see myself working here.


#155

Lost my job because they couldn’t find me because I was hanging around on these boards all day.

I was Dis-missed.


#156

Left my last job cause there were some really aggressive bacteria working in admin.

Bad office culture, really.

have to do some work today before this thread becomes a reality!


#157

My boss just fired me because I bang on about my cat and my tortoise all the time at work.

Fair enough. She had her reasons. I thought they were a bit pett-y though.


#158

Lost my job after confessing to fraud to an albino detective.

It’s a fair cop.


#159

Got fired from the bakery for stealing. I was caught bread handed


#160

Just found out that I’ve been let go from Colman’s apprenticeship scheme. Apparently I didn’t cut the mustard…