Just lost my job designing temporary tattoos


#161

Lost my job as the paramedic at a Texas rodeo but whatever, it was a total cowboy operation.


#162

Resigned from my position at the big empty warehouse, there was nothing in it for me.


#163

When I got fired from my job setting up safety nets it really caught me by surprise


#164

I left my position at the fishmongers and now they’re looking for someone to fillet


#165

I just got let go from my job. They gave me Jimi Hendrix’s backing band as severance. I told them I’m sad to go but I’m grateful for the Experience.


#166

Left my job installing fibre optic cables, but at least I have a good network


#167

Mass redundancies at the Danish toy building block company.

The entire workforce was Lego.


#168

cant wait for someone to turn this into a book like the im an office worker thread


#169

got fired from the blue paint factory for contaminating the product
I was caught with my hand in the teal


#170

I’ve been scrolling past this thread for ages. Finally clicked it and wasn’t disappointed

Probably won’t bother reading the rest of the discussion tbh


#171

I used to have a job working in penetration-testing, but I couldn’t hack it.


#172

I was fired as leader of the London symphony orchestra, for using my penis instead of a wand.

They said it was gross misconduct.


#173

Best one in this thread


#174

lol ‘wand’


#175

Haha. It’s baton isn’t it?
Damn.


#176

I had to leave my job at the knife testing company due to cuts


#177

No longer employed by a group who go to parties dressed as avril lavigne albums

I was let go


#178

Jesus Christ


#179

I was sacked as a member of a New Jersey indie rock band.
“Are Yo Le Tengo of me?” I asked.


#180

Didn’t last long in my job describing Avril Lavigne songs as I didn’t understand what I was meant to be doing.

It’s complicated