Just lost my job designing temporary tattoos

Mass redundancies at the Danish toy building block company.

The entire workforce was Lego.

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cant wait for someone to turn this into a book like the im an office worker thread

got fired from the blue paint factory for contaminating the product
I was caught with my hand in the teal

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I’ve been scrolling past this thread for ages. Finally clicked it and wasn’t disappointed

Probably won’t bother reading the rest of the discussion tbh

I used to have a job working in penetration-testing, but I couldn’t hack it.

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I was fired as leader of the London symphony orchestra, for using my penis instead of a wand.

They said it was gross misconduct.

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Best one in this thread

lol ‘wand’

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Haha. It’s baton isn’t it?
Damn.

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I had to leave my job at the knife testing company due to cuts

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No longer employed by a group who go to parties dressed as avril lavigne albums

I was let go

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Jesus Christ

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I was sacked as a member of a New Jersey indie rock band.
“Are Yo Le Tengo of me?” I asked.

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Didn’t last long in my job describing Avril Lavigne songs as I didn’t understand what I was meant to be doing.

It’s complicated

They said see you later boy

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Lost my job as a guillotine operator, which ironically put an end to my severance pay.

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Fired from my job as a care worker.

Don’t care.

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Lost my job at Cambridge Analytica.

Apparently i was subverting democracy.

Lost my job sending semaphore signals because I got too slow at the end of the day.

Fair enough, I was really flagging

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Lost my job dismantling ferris wheels, which I thought was really unfair.

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