Mass redundancies at the Danish toy building block company.
The entire workforce was Lego.
Mass redundancies at the Danish toy building block company.
The entire workforce was Lego.
cant wait for someone to turn this into a book like the im an office worker thread
got fired from the blue paint factory for contaminating the product
I was caught with my hand in the teal
Iâve been scrolling past this thread for ages. Finally clicked it and wasnât disappointed
Probably wonât bother reading the rest of the discussion tbh
I used to have a job working in penetration-testing, but I couldnât hack it.
I was fired as leader of the London symphony orchestra, for using my penis instead of a wand.
They said it was gross misconduct.
Best one in this thread
lol âwandâ
Haha. Itâs baton isnât it?
Damn.
I had to leave my job at the knife testing company due to cuts
No longer employed by a group who go to parties dressed as avril lavigne albums
I was let go
Jesus Christ
I was sacked as a member of a New Jersey indie rock band.
âAre Yo Le Tengo of me?â I asked.
Didnât last long in my job describing Avril Lavigne songs as I didnât understand what I was meant to be doing.
Itâs complicated
They said see you later boy
Lost my job as a guillotine operator, which ironically put an end to my severance pay.
Fired from my job as a care worker.
Donât care.
Lost my job at Cambridge Analytica.
Apparently i was subverting democracy.
Lost my job sending semaphore signals because I got too slow at the end of the day.
Fair enough, I was really flagging
Lost my job dismantling ferris wheels, which I thought was really unfair.