Just remembered I own that hotel on old Kent road and Marylebone station

Always forgetting

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Goldn

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Old Cunt Road
Marley Boner Station.

“Take my horse to the Old Kent Road” would definitely be a drugs reference

Lol

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So weird this wasn’t one of yours. You should sue.

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This is a funny thread imo

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I guess you could say Jordan doesn’t have a monopoly on these sorts of threads, eh? Eh?

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Yeah, sleeper hit this one

Although this is definitely @barleysugar not Jordo numbers in style.

Can’t put houses/hotels on stations.
Just sayin, like

I think the grammar is unclear but he simply meant that he owned Marylebone Station as well as the hotel, not that there was a hotel on MS.

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Yeah, true actually.

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What colour was the hotel?:thinking:

Are you saying they’re not always red?

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Amazing how far DiS has come that we now analyse the strengths and weaknesses of our shitposting as though it’s an art form. This is a great example of its kind imho

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I bought a house this week in Mayfair for £500.

This is correct. In my haste I cocked up the grammar sonewhat

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