Just saw a colleague make squash

Do you stir the squash as you add it, to make sure that it distributes evenly?

gravity does that for you

Ah. Nearly had me there. Now I know you’re trolling.


well thats just inconsistent

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the tagline basically acknowledges he is a terrible role model for that child

Yeah Epimer why are you working with children?

please can we try and have better threads than this?


on you go

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Can we mark this thread as the point when DiS Hivemind turned on @japes, community figurehead?

Something something Trump something BREXIT.


Was with my pal smoking weed one night not long after he had had his first kid, for the record it was his first night off and we weren’t trying high while looking after the kid.
Anyway we were super stoned and talking pish in the kitchen and this ad came on, he burst out greeting at the end of it :slight_smile:


yeah but you work with the full roast eater. There’s no rhyme or reason in your office its like the Galapagos islands!
Everyone knows if you put in the squash last it never tastes quite the same its something to do with the atomic level of mixing.

What the FUCK?

hi guys - one of colleagues makes her instant coffee in this order

instant coffee granules
then milk
then hot water

thats mad isn’t it?

No, that’s correct - granules, milk then water.

it definitely is not correct

I’m siding with japes as I think he’s tougher than the rest of you.

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That escaped gorilla drank litres of the stuff. Still makes me laugh whenever I think about it.


I would like to drink squash at work, I really would.

But… you just shouldn’t should you?

the play button on his nose makes him look (even more??) like an evil teddybear

This thread is a fucking travesty. Time for a reboot.

Question: What is the correct percentage of squash? (Regardless of whether you add it first or last.)

I’m saying 6-7%.

Awaiting some madhead from the West of Scotland coming out with an entirely honest answer upwards of 33%…