#43

this kind of shit never happened on old DiS

#44

I remember trying this a couple of times as a student and it just didn’t work

Uncomfortably stuffed in the immediate aftermath - hungry again by about 9 or 10 pm the same day

#45

The trick was to smuggle out a couple of slices of pepperoni in each armpit.

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#46

I reckon the last time was about 4 years ago - Hedge End, Southampton. I was staying in the Holiday Inn at the Rose Bowl, the night before an interview.

May have had the odd one delivery/takeaway since then, but I’m pretty sure that was the last one I ate in at.

#47

Or wear the pepperoni like nicotine patches and let your body absorb the calories slowly.

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#48

One on each nipple, for extra stealthiness.

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#49

The highest obtainable rating for a pizza restaurant

#50

Someone I used to go to university with got thrown out of a Pizza Hut lunchtime buffet for having too many slices. True story.

Can’t remember the total he got to. Think it was close to the 30 mark.

#51

RIP GEOFF’s mate.

#52

I honestly can’t remember the last time I had a Pizza Hut. Genuinely think we’re talking 20+ years.

Not out of snobbery neither. I think nothing of ordering those £3.99 9" lads from the chicken shop. In fact they may even be my favourite pizzas.

#53

:no_mouth:

#54

He is not, and was not, my mate.

He was a rugby lad. Prop I think so man could he pack it away.

#55

It was a rugby lad colleague of mine who got barred from an all you can eat Chinese buffet for “taking the piss”. Had to be carried out.

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#56

3 toppings you get for that price so spicy beef, jalapenos, onions. Get it home and nail it with my homemade chilli oil and that’s good eatin’.

#57

Fair play to that lad. Usually after one plate of that nonsense your stomach’s done in so fair, fair play for getting that far.

#58

carried out because he’d eaten too much, or carried out because he wanted to fight the staff?

#59

Or carried out in a blaze of ceremonial glory?

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#60

The former. You’re not fighting anyone after that volume of sweet and sour sauce.

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#61

Last time was about 4 years ago when I was in Great Yarmouth for work and went to the lunchtime buffet purely because there was nothing else around. 4/10 - not bothered if I don’t go again.

#62

Bleak.