Or wear the pepperoni like nicotine patches and let your body absorb the calories slowly.
One on each nipple, for extra stealthiness.
The highest obtainable rating for a pizza restaurant
Someone I used to go to university with got thrown out of a Pizza Hut lunchtime buffet for having too many slices. True story.
Canāt remember the total he got to. Think it was close to the 30 mark.
RIP GEOFFās mate.
I honestly canāt remember the last time I had a Pizza Hut. Genuinely think weāre talking 20+ years.
Not out of snobbery neither. I think nothing of ordering those Ā£3.99 9" lads from the chicken shop. In fact they may even be my favourite pizzas.
He is not, and was not, my mate.
He was a rugby lad. Prop I think so man could he pack it away.
It was a rugby lad colleague of mine who got barred from an all you can eat Chinese buffet for ātaking the pissā. Had to be carried out.
3 toppings you get for that price so spicy beef, jalapenos, onions. Get it home and nail it with my homemade chilli oil and thatās good eatinā.
Fair play to that lad. Usually after one plate of that nonsense your stomachās done in so fair, fair play for getting that far.
carried out because heād eaten too much, or carried out because he wanted to fight the staff?
Or carried out in a blaze of ceremonial glory?
The former. Youāre not fighting anyone after that volume of sweet and sour sauce.
Last time was about 4 years ago when I was in Great Yarmouth for work and went to the lunchtime buffet purely because there was nothing else around. 4/10 - not bothered if I donāt go again.
Bleak.
Mate, on another occasion I drove from Oxford to Great Yarmouth in the driving rain for a meeting, to have it cut short after 5 minutes and had to just drive back home again. Bleeeeaaaakkkkk.
still not had one
Always get sleepy in Pizza Huts
Did Pizza Hut ever do a campaign where the jingle was something like āPizza Hut Hut Hutā to the tune of āfeelin hotā by the merrymen?
