and then I go and spoil the daal by saying something stupid like I hate stew.
So did Stew make the deal?
Shark goes to the doctor
"Doc, I felt a lump"
Doctor runs some tests
"Nothing to worry about, sir, it’s a benign tuna"
So what’s the joke?
I could never take the plaice off your naan
It’ll tikka better joke than that to curry favour with me.
What’s a curry house’s favourite children’s author?