Just thought of a joke and needed to share it


#1

and then I go and spoil the daal by saying something stupid like I hate stew.


#2

So did Stew make the deal?


#3
  • daal

#4

Shark goes to the doctor
"Doc, I felt a lump"
Doctor runs some tests
"Nothing to worry about, sir, it’s a benign tuna"


#5

So what’s the joke?


#6

I could never take the plaice off your naan


#7

It’ll tikka better joke than that to curry favour with me.


#8

What’s a curry house’s favourite children’s author?

Rudyard Kipling