Just thought of a joke and needed to share it


and then I go and spoil the daal by saying something stupid like I hate stew.


So did Stew make the deal?

  • daal


Shark goes to the doctor
"Doc, I felt a lump"
Doctor runs some tests
"Nothing to worry about, sir, it’s a benign tuna"


So what’s the joke?


I could never take the plaice off your naan


It’ll tikka better joke than that to curry favour with me.


What’s a curry house’s favourite children’s author?

Rudyard Kipling