What was the last thing you did something for the first time
i don’t believe you.
True. Im very basic when it comes to cooking
not sure you can get much more basic than grilling. have you never cooked a burger?
i made a cheese sauce yesterday, turned out surprisingly well
barely grills
Only in the oven
Toast?
Sausages?
Heating a pitta?
Toasting some flaked almonds? (You don’t eat from cans so I can only presume you spend an hour each night carefully making a gourmet meal.)
Cheese on toast?
pitta in the toaster meight
Finish off an omelette
Not all of us had a toaster growing up or, indeed, have one big enough for a whole pitta.
have you never heard of one minute each side, theo?
bacon. surely grilling is the standard!!!
Has this man never had cheese on toast.
Open a tin or two
bizarre behaviour
You’re sick in the head.
Should have thought about that before announcing that, as a grown adult, you’ve just used a grill for the first time