Just walked past a blind man standing next to his guide dog


#1

His dog was having a poo. How does that work then?


#2

…are you a Jordan alt account?


#3

Or even an Untrue alt account?


#4

image


#5

Usually just squat and strain a bit, I think.


#6

Food goes in, poo goes out!


#7

TERRIBLE!


#8

If a guide dog poos in a forest and no one is around to see it, does it make a poo?


#9

Dog of blind man pooing, can this be real?


#10

Normal ways I’d imagine


#11

Why didn’t you stop and find out? Not as if he could see you standing there staring at his shitting dog.


#12

I drove past a park earlier but instead of normal park animals (dogs, pigeons, squirrels) there were about 6 pygmy goat running through the place with no humans around at all. it was good.


#13

Hi ant, I was thinking of making a joke about blind being dogshit, aimed at the Manchester United footballer, but can’t find a succinct way of putting it together.

Kind regards

Aggpass


#14

You could just say “Blind is dogshit” and it would be a statement of fact as opposed to a joke. You should probably say it in a football thread rather than in here though.

Thanks for running this by me either way.

Have a great evening x


#15

Want to throw a party where everyone dresses as a dog shit footballer but I’m afraid all the United fans would be Blind to it


#16

(this is a good joke)


#17

I like this


#18

guys! Vindication thy name is @smee

(at 2.29 he even fucks it and then corrects!)


#19

Awwww, poor thing probably had a curry last night.

On days that I escape the office in time to get my express train home, I usually encounter a visually impaired man and his guide dog, as they get the train that leaves a minute before mine from the adjacent platform. (I can usually determine whether I am going to have to start running or miss that train, judging by how far ahead of me he is in the race up to the ticket gates).

Anyway, I always think the dog looks way too cheeky to be a guide dog and it DEFINITELY sniffed my bag when I went past him once. It totally makes eye contact with its tongue out like GO ON, PAT ME, FEED ME A SAUSAGE, which is kind of meant to be trained out of these guys.


#20

That was meant to be @fappable not ruffy. x