why 19
you’d think they would round it up
You also get free fruit in Paramount Books at Shudehill. Maybe they’re all just filling up on freebies there.
Maybe it’s done by weight, japes? Do you think fruiterers are hiring banana counters?
ftfy’d that
Shudehill! That brings back memories
You take the first nineteen bananas in the boat with you and leave the fox and The Edge on the bank.
Got loads of people like this. We only get fruit on a Tuesday but people will take enough to last them all week so there’s fuck all left for anyone else.
If I were to tell you that in the hypothetical scenario the correct answers were:
What would you think?
i would think ‘why have people regurgitated the bananas back up?’
Alright Paul Hardcastle
(Apologies if Wolfcastle)
(Paul Wolfcastle)
I won’t lie. What it made me think is “I want to look up the lyrics to ‘Nineteen’ by Paul Hardcastle”. And I did. And I don’t regret it.
Nineteen B-B-B-Bananas Nineteen, n-n-n-n-n-ninteen N-n-n-n-n-ninteen
42 bananas in the kitchen this morning. What the fuck is going on?
Maybe one of your workmates saw this thread, and mentioned the banana shortage to management in order to improve workforce morale.
@antpoc ?
It feels like I’m the only one who cares to be honest. I was getting a glass of water, saw the bananas, gasped, said “that’s a lot of bananas”, and the other person in the kitchen just left the room silently.
I periodically refuse to eat bananas after I’ve come across one of those “killer Brazilian spider found hiding in Tesco bananas” articles in the Metro or something. It’s a shame because I really like bananas but this usually puts me off for a good few months.
I’ve just eaten a banana
Just want to reiterate, bananas are shit and boring and whilst the continued mystery of their appearance and disappearance in my workplace is pretty enthralling, I could not give one single shit about a banana. Fuck a banana.
I literally just finished one off about 10 seconds ago.
