“Hmmm, I think we’re going to need to do a root canal”.
Being part of the British dental association
Going “aye, great” when they hold up a mirror to show the back of your teeth
Doing one extra x-ray just for fun while pulling a silly face
Not taking appointments at 2.30
Talking to you in an overly familiar manner, like you’re buddies who hang out between appointments
Being really rich (from working as a dentist)
Tickling the roof of your mouth with the spinning teeth cleaning thing at the end despite the fact that you’re 17 and they should only really be doing this with the younger kids
Asking how much fizzy pop and fruit juice you drink
Fuji9? I haven’t used the first 8!!!
Owning a fancy car
(From the earnings of being a dentist)
Saying ooh, I shouldn’t, I’m a dentist!’, when offered a slice of cake, or the opportunity to take part in a military coup
Electrocautery LR8 D operculum
Having to hold a pad in between your hands in case there’s a lightning strike(?)
Only working on human teeth (animals have to go to Vets)
Opening their wallet and showing you teeth of their past patients that they keep in the coin container bit
My dentist loves dishing out temporary fillings.