Bright lights in mouths
Yeah sorry, missed that when typing my superb Heat observation
Showing you something in the x-ray and asking if you want to have it seen to now, or next time in 6 months as if you’re the best person to be making this decision
It was a solid one.
An empty box which once contained tiny toothpaste samples in reception
“Hmmm, I think we’re going to need to do a root canal”.
Being part of the British dental association
Going “aye, great” when they hold up a mirror to show the back of your teeth
Doing one extra x-ray just for fun while pulling a silly face
Not taking appointments at 2.30
Talking to you in an overly familiar manner, like you’re buddies who hang out between appointments
Being really rich (from working as a dentist)
Tickling the roof of your mouth with the spinning teeth cleaning thing at the end despite the fact that you’re 17 and they should only really be doing this with the younger kids
Asking how much fizzy pop and fruit juice you drink
Fuji9? I haven’t used the first 8!!!
Owning a fancy car
(From the earnings of being a dentist)
Saying ooh, I shouldn’t, I’m a dentist!’, when offered a slice of cake, or the opportunity to take part in a military coup