#JustFrontpersonThings

One of the lyrics is “I just wanna know” and they tap the side of their head with a finger while they sing it.

#JustFrontpersonThings

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Asking an entire city “how are you feeling tonight?”

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Seeming nonplussed, or even pleased at the nonsensical noises they receive in response which fail to answer the question.

#JustFrontpersonThings

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Biting the head off of a real bat.

#JustFrontPersonThings

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Saying ‘no, no, I stand at the front!’ to a roadie if their microphone has been set up behind the drums

#JustFrontPersonThings

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Noticing a point when they think the concert has got a little too exciting and enjoyable, so bringing things right down by introducing the rest of the band members to the audience.

#JustFrontpersonThings

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This one caught me off guard :smiley:

Testing the microphone levels by saying “check”, “one” and “two” and variations thereof into the microphone.

#JustFrontpersonThings

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Waggling your finger like the crowd is being naughty

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Singing lead vocals for the Strokes

#JustinFrontpersonThings

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Swinging the microphone round and round while it’s the solo and possibly accidentally taking out a bandmate with it

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Nose, eyes, nipples, belly button, knees, shins

#JustFrontPersonThings

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How many roadies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One two one two

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I knew this guy called Mike from the Czech Republic. Every day people would make this really obvious joke.

Asking if his country’s top 40 was hosted by Brno Brookes

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If you’re the frontman in a hardcore band, starting every song with: “Alright you motherfuckers, I want to see you all bouncing to this next one!” See also, asking the crowd to “open up a fucking pit right now!”

“This next song goes on for ages, you can choose to leave if you want.”

“This is a new one, if you like it, that’s great, if not, nobody cares.” #Falco

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#justroadiethings surely

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Only one like for that punchline? This country.

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I mean, fair enough, it’s a bit niche, but let’s see anyone make a similar joke about Mark Goodier.

Alright captain popularband

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I expected more from this thread