⚽ Kane's on a Plane: The August Football Thread ⚽

Football. For better or, as is so often the case, for worse.

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GET IN THERE!!!

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Thread already ruined. Everyone out.

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https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1686320708027080704

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Surprised he didn’t say ‘right’.

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Really good stuff

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Celtic have a player called Oh.

Hope he’s just saying “yes” to loads of teams who aren’t interested in him and haven’t made offers.

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Already started badly as our manager’s going to Everton

Karen?

Getting lots of Leicester last season vibes from West Ham right now.

West Ham, Wolves and Fulham all seem a complete mess but also the promoted teams look shit (bar maybe Burnley) and Bournemouth exist so we’ll probably all be fine

We’re after Jarrad Branthwaite to replace Maguire

Has there been more of a waste of money / time / column inches than Ousmane Dembele? So much fuss over nothing.

Yeah just hoping for something more than “other teams being slightly more crap” than us after the Confy win, Rice cash injection and arrival of technical director Timmy. But we are who we are “dreams fade and die” and all that.

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I agree that anything better than eighteenth will be a gross overachivement by Fulham Football Club and their billionaire owners.

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Raul Jimenez…

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Didn’t seem to get a good run of games after his injury… being kept out of the team by the corpse of Costa must’ve been a bit of a kick in the albondigas. Is he expected to get a game at Fulham…?

Assume it’s contingency if the Mitro Saudi deal goes through too late for us to buy an actual replacement

its a decent punt at £5mio or whatever tbf.

He’s Mika Hakkinen I’m afraid

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