⚽ Kane's on a Plane: The August Football Thread ⚽

Only the player Wilfried Bony could’ve been

https://twitter.com/Cymru/status/1697202605955412246?t=8nYgmC6UgKLKTI0jjFZieA&s=19

“Ed Turns”
“Joe Low”

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Somehow I’d gone a year without ever hearing about this :smiley:

Isn’t everyone’s supporters’ club these days effectively the “Charlie Crew?”

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One night last year some legends of Lancashire football gathered for dinner in an Miles Platting house. Around midnight conversation turned to an old question: who was the best City footballer ever? Cityzens have been voted West Lancashire Football League Footballer of The Year seven times, more than any other club except Milnthorpe Corinthians. Yet Émile Mpenza a great centre-forward turned writer, chose a player who had never even threatened to win the award nor, at the time, a Champions League: ‘Aaron Mooy - he had the finest technique’, said Mpenza. Bugduv, the great dis poster, nodded, and so the matter was settled.

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The Mooy, the merrier? :no_mouth:

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southgate selecting his mates again I see. mooy and mooy in the england squad despite one having just retired and the other racking up over 50 caps for australia. typical.

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The England team is low key turning into being full of absolute grifters isnt it

Sam Johnstone
Levi Colwill
Lewis Dunk
Marc Guehi
Harry Maguire
Conor Gallagher
Jordan Henderson
Kalvin Phillips
Eberechi Eze
Eddie Nketiah
Callum Wilson

Wouldn’t fancy that team to get through the playoffs

loses any credibility by still picking Maguire and Henderson

Phillips too actually - when did he even last play football?

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I’d be very surprised if Gareth picked that 11 tbh

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no raheem lol

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Go Fish Club GIF by Pudgy Penguins

He doesnt have his favourites though and always picks on merit

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Well Southgate seems to have gone full Tory

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why are there so many dogshit spanish leftbacks and why are we trying to sign them all

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Someone shut the window i’ve had enough

Fucking reguillon

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Joan Capdevila to Manchester United here we go

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