Still wearing the same clothes and stocking from the listening event a couple of days earlier, nae bother.

kanye escaped into the stadium after the listening event, his staff are all running around still trying to catch him

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Imagine if Ed Sheeran hadn’t released his album on time because he had moved/locked himself into Stamford Bridge and was inviting Dave Grohl round to record the drums. Only updates coming through from James Corden on Twitter.

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Thank you for describing what Hell will look like for me.

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FTFY

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You had me at

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Really want to know how many dressing rooms it has now

First game away at Everton

“Sorry lads your gonna have to get changed in last seasons covid secure portakabins. Got space recording and album in the away dressing room”

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“MBS has a bunch of these for exactly this kind of situation”

Talk about covering all bases in the stadium design. “In case of messianic hip-hop star locking himself in Changing Room 1 to record new album, please use Changing Room 3”

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“so we’ll put in the home dressing room, the visitor’s dressing room, the presidential suite, a private bathroom for the Queen of England, and of course a spare dressing room for Kanye in case he decides to host a listening party in our stadium then doesn’t leave”

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Pretty sure Killer Mike has a barbershop in there and all.

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I saw this article in twitter, which goes through a brief history of how artists get fucked on their initial contracts:

Kanye seems to have a particularly bad contract

Lord knows this might be why he’s fucking around in some stadium

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I’m just glad my beloved Columbus Crew got the win despite having to get changed in the boiler room.

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??? Has everything this stadium

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“SHE’S TURNED THE ye-ANS AGAINST US!”

hmm

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