Karl/Carl

I know a lad who’s often doing Fortnite dances

how old is he?

13 I think

i guess thats ok then

Yeah, he’s a good boy, a nice lad

i like to use all the slang i can possibly think of when talking to the nephew in order to seem like an extremely cool person and not embarrassing at all

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Chris/K(h)ris

I do a complicated handshake with this lad so I also seem like an extremely cool person and not embarrassing at all (there was also one bit where I kept getting him to go up to adults and introduce himself as “the head of risk assessment with ABN-AMRO” but that was when he was about 10 I think)

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ooh i tell you what id love to get a complicated handshake going with him. hes always been a fistbump kind of guy, i used to tell him to keep it gangsta which he found a lot funnier when he was 7

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In my opinion, it’s nice and fun to interact with tweens when you are in your thirties (provided the tweens are nice)

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yeah when hes in a bad mood i tend to go over the top sarcastic about how nice it is to spend time with him when hes like this, that has a middling hit rate tbh

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