Kate is pregnant again!

Imagine if she gave birth and it was just the current Queen but smaller

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My friend Kate is also pregnant again. What are the odds?!

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Great. Another lizard

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Is your friend the Duchess of Cambridge?

Dang, does the queen like insist on her having a certain number of children, meybe four? for protocol or something

No, she was just a university classmate.

At St Andrews?

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Yes.

Woah!

I say “classmate”, I mean “we were there at the same time”. We wouldn’t have ever been in the same lecture, and I suspect our social circles didn’t really overlap.

Bit disrespectful to be bonking so close to Diana’s deadiversary, tbh tbf

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Not that surprising given that she was dating the heir to the throne at the time

Also she probably wasn’t really into LARPing.

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Unless you mean Looking At Royal Penis that is!!!

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more royals yey

Probably not that much else to do if you’re a royal. Also, they’re probably taking advantage of someone marrying slightly outside the immediate gene pool for once.

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Prince William trying to get that paternity leave in time for the World Cup eh eh!!!111!!!

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They’re really firing them out. Hats off.

Rejoice ye peasants!

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Anyone going to stick a fiver bet on what this one’s going to be called?

Diana if it’s a girl, obviously. Jimothy if it’s a boy.