Kate is pregnant again!


#1

Imagine if she gave birth and it was just the current Queen but smaller


#2

My friend Kate is also pregnant again. What are the odds?!


#3

Great. Another lizard


#4

Is your friend the Duchess of Cambridge?


#5

Dang, does the queen like insist on her having a certain number of children, meybe four? for protocol or something


#6

No, she was just a university classmate.


#7

At St Andrews?


#8

Yes.


#9

Woah!


#10

I say “classmate”, I mean “we were there at the same time”. We wouldn’t have ever been in the same lecture, and I suspect our social circles didn’t really overlap.


#11

Bit disrespectful to be bonking so close to Diana’s deadiversary, tbh tbf


#12

Not that surprising given that she was dating the heir to the throne at the time


#13

Also she probably wasn’t really into LARPing.


#14

Unless you mean Looking At Royal Penis that is!!!


#15

more royals yey


#16

Probably not that much else to do if you’re a royal. Also, they’re probably taking advantage of someone marrying slightly outside the immediate gene pool for once.


#17

Prince William trying to get that paternity leave in time for the World Cup eh eh!!!111!!!


#18

They’re really firing them out. Hats off.


#19

Rejoice ye peasants!


#20

Anyone going to stick a fiver bet on what this one’s going to be called?

Diana if it’s a girl, obviously. Jimothy if it’s a boy.