Kerry Katona

Children at your feet

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Wonder how you manage to make ends meet

(This is admittedly very cruel but I just couldn’t resist)

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kerry katana: ninja assassin

When I find myself in times of trouble, Paul O’Grady comes to me

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Oh yeah I tell you somethin’
I think you’ll understand
When I say that somethin’
I want to Paul Danan

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Let me take you down
'Cause I’m going to Phillip Schofield
Nothing is real
And nothing to get hung about
Phillip Schofield forever

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Remember when she came up on my Bumble? I’m afraid she did not swipe right

Yes, someone was talking about Celebs Go Dating in the office a few minutes ago and mentioned her name. Am glad that this thread is going down the route of Beatles lyrics / celebrity names pun-interfacing, as was intended :slight_smile:

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She did what?

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But only the kind of celebrities who appear on Phil Mitchell’s Cold War

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Oh, I was just making an innuendo

Help!
I need some Bradley
Help!
Not just any Bradley
Help!
You know I need some Bradley
Waaaaalsh!

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The long and Eamon Holmes
That leads, to your door

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Holly Willoughby
Pick up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream

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Back in the Julio Cesar
You don’t know how lucky you are, boy

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I said something wrong
Now I’m Scott McTominay

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Let me take you down
Cause I’m going to… Shaun Derry’s heels

had a massive crush on her when I was 10

In a couple of years they have built a home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of shrewbie and Kerry Katona