Key moments in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves




I have a brother? I HAVE A BROTHER


…ellew moi luvver


Why a spoon, dear brother?


It’ll hurt more, idiot


oh my god we were properly in tune just then steved


This would’ve deffo come out in 3D in new money innit.


bites a flight off two arrows, kills two dudes at once


Christian Slater gets an arrow through the hand, recovers full use in about a week despite lack of medical attention and doesn’t die of sepsis somehow

Ruined the film for me, although that shot is mint (1.40 or so)


the painted man! he haunts my dreams!

that witch gave me the fucking creeps, the mad old racist


Don’t tell me it’s not worth tryin’ for
You can’t tell me it’s not worth dyin’ for
You know it’s true
Everything I do
I do it for you


When I was a lad I thought Bryan Adams and K-Cost were one and the same.


Maid Marian and her Merry Men > the Errol Flynn one > Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves >>>>>>>>>>>> everything else


shit film for dickheads


you’ve gone too far this time, Ruffers.


Men in Tights > other cultural products


Sorry, Mel Brooks films made after the 70s are all terrible


Spaceballs??? (probably terrible)


an entirely separate quote thread


i rewatched this a few months ago as it popped up on netflix or amazon or something. thought it might be a nice nostalgia trip.

…wooft. wasn’t expecting it to be good obvs, but it’s unbelievably bad.