WHICH WAY IS EAST
I have a brother? I HAVE A BROTHER
…ellew moi luvver
Why a spoon, dear brother?
It’ll hurt more, idiot
oh my god we were properly in tune just then steved
This would’ve deffo come out in 3D in new money innit.
bites a flight off two arrows, kills two dudes at once
Christian Slater gets an arrow through the hand, recovers full use in about a week despite lack of medical attention and doesn’t die of sepsis somehow
Ruined the film for me, although that shot is mint (1.40 or so)
the painted man! he haunts my dreams!
that witch gave me the fucking creeps, the mad old racist
Don’t tell me it’s not worth tryin’ for
You can’t tell me it’s not worth dyin’ for
You know it’s true
Everything I do
I do it for you
When I was a lad I thought Bryan Adams and K-Cost were one and the same.
Maid Marian and her Merry Men > the Errol Flynn one > Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves >>>>>>>>>>>> everything else
shit film for dickheads
you’ve gone too far this time, Ruffers.
Men in Tights > other cultural products
Sorry, Mel Brooks films made after the 70s are all terrible
Spaceballs??? (probably terrible)
an entirely separate quote thread
i rewatched this a few months ago as it popped up on netflix or amazon or something. thought it might be a nice nostalgia trip.
…wooft. wasn’t expecting it to be good obvs, but it’s unbelievably bad.