Key moments in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves


#1

WHICH WAY IS EAST


#2

I have a brother? I HAVE A BROTHER


#3

…ellew moi luvver


#4

Why a spoon, dear brother?


#5

It’ll hurt more, idiot


#6

oh my god we were properly in tune just then steved


#7

This would’ve deffo come out in 3D in new money innit.


#8

bites a flight off two arrows, kills two dudes at once


#9

Christian Slater gets an arrow through the hand, recovers full use in about a week despite lack of medical attention and doesn’t die of sepsis somehow

Ruined the film for me, although that shot is mint (1.40 or so)


#10

the painted man! he haunts my dreams!

that witch gave me the fucking creeps, the mad old racist


#11

Don’t tell me it’s not worth tryin’ for
You can’t tell me it’s not worth dyin’ for
You know it’s true
Everything I do
I do it for you


#12

When I was a lad I thought Bryan Adams and K-Cost were one and the same.


#13

Maid Marian and her Merry Men > the Errol Flynn one > Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves >>>>>>>>>>>> everything else


#14

shit film for dickheads


#15

you’ve gone too far this time, Ruffers.


#16

Men in Tights > other cultural products


#17

Sorry, Mel Brooks films made after the 70s are all terrible


#18

Spaceballs??? (probably terrible)


#19

an entirely separate quote thread


#20

i rewatched this a few months ago as it popped up on netflix or amazon or something. thought it might be a nice nostalgia trip.

…wooft. wasn’t expecting it to be good obvs, but it’s unbelievably bad.