#45

It’s got leather seats

It’s got a CD PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER

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#46

Ah okay.

I only know of BMW drivers as sitting in the same group as Merc drivers: i.e. they don’t stop for zebra crossings unless the result would be the certain death of a pedestrian.

Not noticed Audi drivers indulging in this.

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#47

They are all fleet fuckers tailgating the highways of Britain.

#48

:smiley:

I’m not rich enough to have something that overpriced and unreliable as anything made in the UK tbh

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#49

Fleet fucker here. Love a good tailgate

#50

BMW drivers are still much, much worse than everyone else. Never seen one driven properly. fucking terrifying when you’ve got one behind you when you’re on your bike cause you just know they’re going to be a bellend

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#51

isn’t that just always VW golf or Mercedes drivers?

#52

Merc drivers are fine.

BMW drivers had a reputation for being appallingly aggressive drivers, but that mantle seems to have been taken by Audi drivers in the past few years.

Nine times out of ten, if you’ve got a car right up your backside, it’ll be an Audi.

I think it goes in phases. Audi’s (especially the A3 & A4) seem to be the estate agent’s favourite at the moment, which might explain it.

#53

u wot m8

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#54

When I drive my golf, i’m alright
when I drive my bf BMW, I’m CRAZY aggressive. what is that about

#55

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O+ if any of you need any blood

#56

again, u wot m8?

Mini’s innit

#57

Compared to BMW and Audi drivers - Merc drivers seem to be older and less agressive.

#58

Minimal: car key, house key, key to @elthamsmateowen’s flat.

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#59

The firm’s cars might be minis, but they’ll all be targeting that A3 on finance.

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#61

While we’re getting the sweeping generalisations in, all Hondas are driven at a speed that bears absolutely no relation - over or under - to the current speed limit.

#62

Skoda drivers like to flex their muscles due to the historic inferiority complex.

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#63

Any very small car - your KAs, Suzuki Swifts, that kind of thing - will be driven like someone trying to compensate for a micropenis.

#64

Same with big cars too.

#65

Tempted to use my daily edit to change this to the ‘needlessly defensive german car owners thread’

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