Keys or Bees Up Your Bumhole?

I just misheard Bees Up Your Bumhole as Keys Up Your Bumhole.

  • I choose Keys up my bumhole.
  • I choose Bees up my bumhole.

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I now don’t know which I’d choose, you know, if I absolutely had to.

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it might be uncomfortable, but a key would be a known quantity. I know my keys won’t choose to sting at some point in the future.

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Very thought provoking and well-structured thread. Thank you for sharing.

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It’s all about Brand Management, Tone. I’ve got a team working for me now.

They wrote this in fact.

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It shows!

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Saps my love, do I get to pick what sort of key it is?

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No.

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You can choose which end goes first though, I’m not unreasonable.

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Hmm. And are the bees angry do we think?

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BEES?!

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Probably not thrilled about taking a trip to brown town, are they.

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How does Alicia feel about this?

You say that, but it depends on the bum I feel

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You’d need to work out what the waggle dance is for “nice anus” to be sure.

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:musical_note: I click my heels together three times, it sparks a little but nothing happens :musical_note:

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God that’s niche. Can @colon_closed_bracket come and like this so I can get on with my day please?

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Singing the thread title to myself to the tune of Take Good Care of my Baby

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@SenorDingDong’s not on board.

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Bee just as kind as you can bee

Excellent work

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