Keys or Bees Up Your Bumhole?

I just misheard Bees Up Your Bumhole as Keys Up Your Bumhole.

  • I choose Keys up my bumhole.
  • I choose Bees up my bumhole.

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I now don’t know which I’d choose, you know, if I absolutely had to.

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it might be uncomfortable, but a key would be a known quantity. I know my keys won’t choose to sting at some point in the future.

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Very thought provoking and well-structured thread. Thank you for sharing.

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It’s all about Brand Management, Tone. I’ve got a team working for me now.

They wrote this in fact.

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It shows!

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No.

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You can choose which end goes first though, I’m not unreasonable.

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BEES?!

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Probably not thrilled about taking a trip to brown town, are they.

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How does Alicia feel about this?

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You’d need to work out what the waggle dance is for “nice anus” to be sure.

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:musical_note: I click my heels together three times, it sparks a little but nothing happens :musical_note:

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God that’s niche. Can @colon_closed_bracket come and like this so I can get on with my day please?

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Singing the thread title to myself to the tune of Take Good Care of my Baby

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@SenorDingDong’s not on board.

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Bee just as kind as you can bee

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Excellent work

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Why not both?

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What I love about this reply is that it would be funny in the “posts that are funnier out of context” thread, but this is exactly the context that it was intended for.

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Sorry all, I’ve been busy since posting this. Interesting to see that it’s a landslide for keys aside from the arch-pervert.

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