Beeeeees in my bumhole. Fire in the sky.
Doctor doctor, I’ve got bees up my bum
Hmmm, I’ve never seen hives like this before
yeah i was sure this was going to be the ol’ saps switcheroo, where you say ‘keys’ and then the fucker comes back with a grand piano
fool me once
Dying to hear more about this part.
Some “jokes” I’m close to posting:
“With an anal yale, she cried more more more”
Something about if you die with keys up your bumhole, would rigor mortice (lock) kick in?
Could there beee any more bees up my bumhole?
this might be because I had some shots just now instead of lunch at work but this has utterly done me. @AQOS give this a nomination please.
Think you’ll have enough on your plate without faffing about trying to find the volume keys.
could do something with the urban cookie collective maybe?
I got the key, I got the bee-crack
I’m just throwing ideas around, these are just drafts.
Feel free to prove me wrong!
nah, i think that one’s good to go
You’re onto something here. If you stuffed your anus full of pollen and then did a handstand, the bees might mistake your splayed anus for a beautiful flower. Win win.
Bees-up-bum What you done?
Harsh.
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
you’re harshing my buzz
keys please
Sorry kerma, I meant no disrespect to your anus.
Probably need a bit more lube before cramming the pollen in next time then.