Beeeeees in my bumhole.
Fire in the sky.

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Doctor doctor, I’ve got bees up my bum

Hmmm, I’ve never seen hives like this before

yeah i was sure this was going to be the ol’ saps switcheroo, where you say ‘keys’ and then the fucker comes back with a grand piano

fool me once

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Dying to hear more about this part.

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Some “jokes” I’m close to posting:

“With an anal yale, she cried more more more”

Something about if you die with keys up your bumhole, would rigor mortice (lock) kick in?

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Could there beee any more bees up my bumhole?

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:joy::joy::joy: this might be because I had some shots just now instead of lunch at work but this has utterly done me. @AQOS give this a nomination please.

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Think you’ll have enough on your plate without faffing about trying to find the volume keys.

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could do something with the urban cookie collective maybe?

I got the key, I got the bee-crack

I’m just throwing ideas around, these are just drafts.

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Feel free to prove me wrong!

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nah, i think that one’s good to go

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You’re onto something here. If you stuffed your anus full of pollen and then did a handstand, the bees might mistake your splayed anus for a beautiful flower. Win win.

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Bees-up-bum
What you done?

Harsh.

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THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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you’re harshing my buzz

keys please

Sorry kerma, I meant no disrespect to your anus.

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Probably need a bit more lube before cramming the pollen in next time then.

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