THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
you’re harshing my buzz
keys please
Sorry kerma, I meant no disrespect to your anus.
Probably need a bit more lube before cramming the pollen in next time then.
How about I take the keys off my keyboard, shove them up my bumhole and when I fart we challenge pervo to make the best word she can from whichever letters are blown free?
Would THAT make you happy?
Countdown Cobumdrum.
Are you saying Saps’ posting quality used to be crap?
Merely that it has gone from strength to strength
I have to say that I’m fucking delighted with where this thread has gone.
I needed a bit of cheering up and this has done it.
After filling your anus with pollen, what colour would you paint your buttocks to make your bum look more like a flower in order to attract the bees?
- No paint / au natural
- Red
- Orange
- Yellow
- Green
- Blue
- Indigo
- Violet
- Other
0 voters
I’d rather be stung then left outside me ouse
Also Im sure a dirty key in the colon will do more damage than a few bees, who will probably die before going to the colon. Also I dunno if the colon has pain receptors, and I’m sure the bowel will be able to extract some nutrition from the bees.]
Definitely keys, thanks