Keys or Bees Up Your Bumhole?

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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you’re harshing my buzz

keys please

Sorry kerma, I meant no disrespect to your anus.

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Probably need a bit more lube before cramming the pollen in next time then.

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How about I take the keys off my keyboard, shove them up my bumhole and when I fart we challenge pervo to make the best word she can from whichever letters are blown free?

Would THAT make you happy?

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Countdown Cobumdrum.

Are you saying Saps’ posting quality used to be crap?

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Merely that it has gone from strength to strength

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I have to say that I’m fucking delighted with where this thread has gone.

I needed a bit of cheering up and this has done it. :smiley:

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After filling your anus with pollen, what colour would you paint your buttocks to make your bum look more like a flower in order to attract the bees?

  • No paint / au natural
  • Red
  • Orange
  • Yellow
  • Green
  • Blue
  • Indigo
  • Violet
  • Other

0 voters

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I’d rather be stung then left outside me ouse

Also Im sure a dirty key in the colon will do more damage than a few bees, who will probably die before going to the colon. Also I dunno if the colon has pain receptors, and I’m sure the bowel will be able to extract some nutrition from the bees.]

Definitely keys, thanks

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