#4

download

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#5

I’m afraid I had my people run some numbers. It’s no good. Ahm oot.

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#6

We’ll need to raise an extra tenner for safety potatoes too

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#7

I’m reading How Music Works at the moment and very much enjoying it, despite not being all that into Talking Heads.

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#8

£5 Old Blue Last etc.

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#9

Good book that.

#10

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#11

Thinly veiled bought me that and I would like to read it but it’s hardback and massive so I can’t be bothered to carry it around with me…

#12

Soy Sauce!
Hola Sauce!
:es:

#13

Boyfriend? Man why do you have to put a label on things I thought we were just having fun.

#14

I didn’t make the meme!

#15

Oh so I suppose the puppy made it itself, did it? Is that what you want me to believe? Puppies are out there making memes now?

Ridiculous.

#17

I’m not sure I can eat potatoes that quickly. Maybe if it were a slowed down version of Roxanne, say half speed, give me time to get the potato down.

If nothing else it’ll be guaranteed to get on Buzzfeed. “WATCH: man drinks shots of soy sauce, eats potatoes to strange doom version of Roxanne in the internet’s most depressing video.”

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#19

What a sheltered online life you must lead if you think that would be the internet’s most depressing video.

#20

Mate you have no idea how depressing it is just to watch me eat a regular meal, never mind shoving fistfuls of potato in my face while slow motion Sting warbles in the background.

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#22

Frankly this sounds amazing.

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#23

This is the best version by miles

#24

Calm down, Billy Joel

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#25

This would mean DiS being famous for two things:

That MP being obscene on here years ago and having to resign, and this video.

Seems fair enough really.

#26

Imagine if the video finally overtook fish puns as the most popular page on the site.