…amongst a lot of really dull stuff admittedly.
Anyway, I was on a train to London Bridge yesterday and a bloke got on with his daughter, perhaps about three, and the conversation went like this:
Dad: Let’s play the animal guessing game. I’m thinking of an animal.
Kid: Is it a triceratops?
K: Does it live in a jungle?
K: Does it live on a farm?
K: What colour is it?
D: Well they come in many colours, but the one I’m thinking of is black and white.
K: Is it zebras?
This was entertaining enough for me on my morning commute. I’ll hold my hands up and admit it’s not a routine that’s quite ready for Night at the Apollo just yet, but still.
Tell me amusing things you’ve heard kids say.