Kill them with kindness

Ever done this?

No, but I have killed them with Kind Ness

Kind Ness is an ironically named Scottish psychopath for the purposes of this post

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The Family Ness got proper dark in series 2

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Great theme tune on that bad boy eh

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Batter them with bonhomie

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Gut them with goodwill

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Punch them with pleasantries

murdered by mildness

Terminate them with tenderness

Defenestrate them with delight.

Terminate them with titillation

Crucify them with compliments

flagellate them with flattery

Twat them with tolerance

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Execute them with excellence

Chin them with charm

Hospitalise them with hospitality

Beat them with benevolence