Kissing Greetings (a Poll thread)


#1

So I’m hoping I’m of at least average neuroses when it concerns this but here you all go:

  • I will kiss a friend hello on the lips
  • I will kiss a friend hello on the cheeks
  • If they indicate they’re going to do this I go along with it
  • If it looks like they’re going to kiss me on the lips I involuntarily lurch them my cheek because I’m a massive dweeb
  • CWBAFT

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#2

I’ve probably bollocksed this up.

I only kiss female friends on the cheek actually - and not all of them.

I don’t know what I’m doing.


#3

Looking forward to the next DiS meat :kissing_heart: :lips: :tongue:


#4

air kiss and mwa noise


#5

the BUTT cheek


#6

That would be inappropriate.


#7

yeah I suppose it would. sorry.


#8

continental cheek air kiss game is on fire rn.


#9

Don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say this causes me actual distress. I have a friend who does this all the time and basically my body can’t handle anything that’s not either strictly platonic or actively romantic even if my mind can and I basically have to physically run away.


#10

Found this is definitely more of a ‘thing’ since moving to London all those years ago.


#11

Kissing friends on the lips is a bit weird, no? Cheeks absolutely but lips are for snogging.


#12

Exactly, oh god why can’t people have boundaries


#13

would be pretty funny if that were the norm though. Like a 10 second french kiss for a regular greeting.


#14

What if two groups of friends bumped into each other? Carnage!


#15

Is it massively Brexit to worry about this

  • Yeah, get with the times, Grandad! Everyone snogs now
  • Think of the Tories, please.

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#16

usually just shut down the whole thing by going for a pre-emptive high five, or just stare at my shoes until people move on.


#17

Not really a Lincolnshire thing, is it?


#18

UTI


#19


#20

not worrying about this is just one of the many benefits of staying in your room by yourself all day everyday