So I’m hoping I’m of at least average neuroses when it concerns this but here you all go:
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I’ve probably bollocksed this up.
I only kiss female friends on the cheek actually - and not all of them.
I don’t know what I’m doing.
Looking forward to the next DiS meat 
air kiss and mwa noise
the BUTT cheek
That would be inappropriate.
yeah I suppose it would. sorry.
continental cheek air kiss game is on fire rn.
Don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say this causes me actual distress. I have a friend who does this all the time and basically my body can’t handle anything that’s not either strictly platonic or actively romantic even if my mind can and I basically have to physically run away.
Found this is definitely more of a ‘thing’ since moving to London all those years ago.
Kissing friends on the lips is a bit weird, no? Cheeks absolutely but lips are for snogging.
Exactly, oh god why can’t people have boundaries
would be pretty funny if that were the norm though. Like a 10 second french kiss for a regular greeting.
What if two groups of friends bumped into each other? Carnage!
Is it massively Brexit to worry about this
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usually just shut down the whole thing by going for a pre-emptive high five, or just stare at my shoes until people move on.
Not really a Lincolnshire thing, is it?
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not worrying about this is just one of the many benefits of staying in your room by yourself all day everyday