Knock knock

Was chatting to a man on tinder years ago and he opened with this joke and it went so badly because he was much more attractive than me and it made me nervous

Man: knock knock
Kermit: who’s there?
M: Ben
K: HAHAHAHAHAHA
M: that’s not the joke?
K: but your name is Ben?
M: yeah but you’re supposed to say Ben who?
K: oh I thought you were just pretending to knock on my door??

[unmatched]

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Classic Ben

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Was it Ben off BB11?

I don’t think so :frowning:

Did well to unmatch

How rude! He unmatched with me! :grin:

Uncle

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Oh well in that case, what a dick

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Uncle who?

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