Known this lass for 12 years

anon32406580 · 2017-08-25T11:58:07.375Z

the more decrepit I get, the more I am at peace with this. So so weird, folk.

Raanraals · 2017-08-25T12:13:49.265Z

See also: cycling.

meowington · 2017-08-25T12:23:39.528Z

This man at work regularly goes “nah I can’t, I’m training” and at least once a week someone goes “training for what?” and he’s like "nothing, i’m just training"
BUT FOR WHAT

CHAIRMAN_LMAO · 2017-08-25T12:54:44.787Z

Yes. Great analogy.

CHAIRMAN_LMAO · 2017-08-25T12:57:02.670Z

Haha, yeah. Training. I always make a point of calling it ‘Keep Fit’.

“nah I can’t, I’ve got Keep Fit tonight” sounds way better.

sadpunk · 2017-08-25T12:59:19.544Z

Might start making stuff up.

I’ve got SlamCrush tonight. Oh you don’t know about SlamCrush? It’s basically the same principles as Foxxxercise but with a focus on drop gains like in Yamtambo.

CHAIRMAN_LMAO · 2017-08-25T13:00:50.830Z

Whilst eating a pot of marmalade. “This shit has got antioxidants GALORE mate”

doubleespresso · 2017-08-25T13:02:02.147Z

http://www.foxercise.me.uk/

Twinkletoes · 2017-08-25T13:02:17.486Z

sadpunk:

Piss off mate, what edge are you deadhanging on the beastmaker

FTFY

sadpunk · 2017-08-25T13:08:16.578Z

FFS

sadpunk · 2017-08-25T13:10:40.096Z

Edge? I hang off the lettering.

colinfilth · 2017-08-25T13:30:04.261Z

Oh it’s just named after him isn’t it. How disappointing. I was hoping it was going to be a fitness regime where you sprint under hedges really quickly whilst howling at the moon, followed by a quick dump in a flowerbed and then a nice healthy chicken supper out of a bin.

harru · 2017-08-25T13:51:38.380Z

mark me down as a member of the ‘i didn’t realise this wasn’t just using a cross-trainer for a bit’ club

that video @xylo posted is not real is it?

badmanreturns · 2017-08-25T15:40:26.987Z

The person I know who is most into it, who is similarly a girl who seemed to just become ‘fitness’ obsessed overnight and is now trying to become an instagram celeb out of it, broke her wrist doing crossfit the other day. Imagine breaking your wrist in a gym.

Anyway she carried on going to the gym in a sling and carried on instagramming it.

CHAIRMAN_LMAO · 2017-08-25T15:43:09.307Z

Link

badmanreturns · 2017-08-25T16:06:34.119Z

Yeah the underlining principle of crossfit seems to be do shit as fast as possible rather than focussing on technique, which just seems a bit crazy

Reebok pumping hundreds of mios of $ into it every year though so

doubleespresso · 2017-08-25T16:12:31.516Z

I bloody love slagging off crossfitters, but some of them are bare hench/ strong

Rich Froning is a ‘crossfit games champion’ (lol) and lifts HEAVY. Notably he doesnt train for the crossfit games (lol) by actually doing crossfit - he oly lifts/ powerlifts iirc.

Raanraals · 2017-08-25T16:12:32.870Z

Has she got a nice bottom?

japes · 2017-08-25T17:25:34.283Z

FOR LIFE, BRAH

iamwiggy · 2017-08-25T17:40:39.855Z

doubleespresso:

two muscular hams

i actually think this would be a great band name but i accept i may be alone in this

or maybe a cartoon series