Krasen is currently making delivery number 1, you are delivery number 53. Krasen is approximately 5 hours 15 minutes away from you. You can watch Krasen's progress on our map."
Poor Krasen. Destined to be stalked by me all day as he goes about his stressful driving job. They even put his picture up so I can critique his appearance.
What a world we live in!
On a lighter note this sort of reminds me of the text adventure games I used to play on my computer in the 1980s.