#5

Krasen, I’m Krasen for feeling so lonely
I’m Krasen, Krasen for feeling so blue
I knew you’d love me as long as you wanted
And then someday you’d leave me for somebody new
Worry, why do I let myself worry?
Wondering what in the world did I do?
Krasen for thinking that my love could hold you
I’m Krasen for trying and Krasen for crying
And I’m Krasen for loving you

#6

Interesting! In my mind I’m rhyming it more with arson, to make him sound a bit more like a Doctor Who bad guy.

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#8

Apparently “Krasen” means “piece of toast” in Cornish. I’m not making this up.

#9

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Krasen Wenger?

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#10

Take it from me, this is how it starts!

#11

For the FAO of niki: Krasen has arrived in Penge.

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#12

This is what he’s bringing me. I’m very excited!

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#13

Ooooooooh!

#14

He’s 100m away, but still 20 deliveries in front of me! So frustrating!

#15

“Hello, this is Krasen, over?”

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#16
  • Crass-en
  • Cr-Arson
  • Craze-en

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#17

Kray-s’n.

#18

One more delivery before Krasen gets to meet me. But he’s about a mile away across the railway line. What gives? Stupid computers.

#19

I want to track him after he’s delivered. I want to be sure he got home safe.

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#20

DELIVERED!

THANKS KRASEN!

Take the rest of the day off my good man.

#21

How did he pronounce his name?

#22

A gentleman never asks. He did have the forethought to reverse his transit up our road though, which puts him in the Mensa bracket of delivery drivers.

#23

My tracker’s gone. I feel bereft.

#24

I assumed he’d refer to himself in the third person