Apparently “Krasen” means “piece of toast” in Cornish. I’m not making this up.
Take it from me, this is how it starts!
For the FAO of niki: Krasen has arrived in Penge.
This is what he’s bringing me. I’m very excited!
Ooooooooh!
He’s 100m away, but still 20 deliveries in front of me! So frustrating!
“Hello, this is Krasen, over?”
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Kray-s’n.
One more delivery before Krasen gets to meet me. But he’s about a mile away across the railway line. What gives? Stupid computers.
I want to track him after he’s delivered. I want to be sure he got home safe.
DELIVERED!
THANKS KRASEN!
Take the rest of the day off my good man.
How did he pronounce his name?
A gentleman never asks. He did have the forethought to reverse his transit up our road though, which puts him in the Mensa bracket of delivery drivers.
My tracker’s gone. I feel bereft.
I assumed he’d refer to himself in the third person
#RELEASE THE KRASEN
Stuart is currently making delivery number 40, you are delivery number 68. Stuart is approximately 1 hour 45 minutes away from you.
