Kinda worried in a superstitious way that the first and last leaders of the Labour party are gonna be called Kier.
Got a letter this morning.
On the front of the envelope is says “Contains integrity; authority; unity” which sounded promising.
Inside was, without warning, an A3 poster of Starmer.
I’ve had better mornings.
I got one of those too. Mrs Horse took a picture of me holding it up while looking like I was about to be sick and has been chuckling over it ever since.
I don’t even dislike the man it’s just…fucking hell. Ugh.
and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
I had one of those as well. It does say Keir Starmer on the back in big red letters tbf. Haven’t opened it yet.
It actually says “Kier Starmer Another Future Is Possible” which is quite funny tbhtbqf.
Jesus, is that red enough? Did they get the same design agency in from this…
This reminds of when Deadspin (RIP) ran stories on Jon Gruden, they’d always use the same photos, except slightly increase the saturation each time. Happened imperceptibly over months.
It’s a popular toning for horror films tbh tbf, so I guess I’m broadly on board with it…
EDIT: more Keir compliant edit…
Wait is that a real actual advert, that was run in real life by real people?
read this as decriminalise cannibals and thought she was doing a bit
Hahaha no, I made that in Instagram!
Definitely treading the line
This has to be someone larping right?
None of that sounds outlandish to me
