Ladybirds to lose their flying license

Ladybirds are set to lose their flying license after a nationwide survey found that 80% of participants hated it when they had one on them and it suddenly opened its wings from nowhere and started flying about like a creep.

The naturalist and television presenter, Christopher Packham, has described the ruling as “barbaric”, adding that “barbarism begins at home, the ladybird has a terrific flying technique in which the wings, unlike any other flying insect on earth, oscillate wildly.”

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Feel honoured when a ladybird land on me

#20%er

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I’d sooner ban cars* than ban ladybirds flying.

Would rather do that than most things tbf.

*In cities at first, and with gradual realignment of society around non-car modes of transportation, like pedalos and trebuchets.

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What about them daddy long legs? Flying spider pricks.

Ban 'em!

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DDL r a GBOL

I’ve heard it all now!

Do you mind editing this? It was flagged by a user and on review I don’t think it’s really on to highlight someone’s speech impediment.

EDIT: Figured the times probably elapsed so I’ve made the change feel free to shoot me a PM to discuss tho’

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It was an affectionate portrayal of Scout’s husband.

Daddy Dong legs?

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