Quite like the picture of this being an actual exchange between a disgruntled Keith and rich at a store
Tbf, I’d kick him straight out, simply for being too jolly.
And this is exactly how I deal with confrontation
Cheese & ham ciabatta
2 sticks of celery
Might go and check out the chocolate machine now though. It is Friday afternoon after all.
1- Where else will I buy my work clothes?
2 - You know I’m too polite and English to make a complaint in person - that’s what customer service email is for.
Ah, the passive aggressive customer service email