amazon make one, google make one.
not interested.
amazon make one, google make one.
not interested.
light up, light up
as if you haaaaave a voice
wooo-woo-woah
yeah - looks shit
Alright, Art Garfunkel
Really not sure why tech companies are so sure we want to voice activate stuff. Iām happy pressing buttons.
And who the fuck keeps their schedule so detailed that they put ādog coming homeā into it?!
Sometime shout at fat Frank when heās missed a sitter.
like, talking to computer things in general.
donāt want any part of it.
what if youāre on the bus? iām not talking to my phone on the bus.
I donāt even answer my phone if Iām on the bus (and neither should you)
Iād never answer your phone in any circumstance, japesy, it would be a gross invasion of your privacy.
This thread is far less surreal and has far fewer Anchorman gifs than I expected.
I would much rather press buttons and flick switches than talk to things.
Talking = boring
Fiddling with switches = Great
donāt care how good it gets, i donāt want to talk to my phone. ever.
can i not set a reminder to do something by pressing a few buttons instead?
control gloves all the way
Tom, just use a mouse. You look like a right twat.
Tom would also look like a twat if he used a mouse. This is because he is a magnificent twat.
I like asking Siri what the Prem football fixtures are the moment I wake up Saturday morning. She says Manchester City like a Manc, āCitehā.
Should probably put this in the āthings you do to wind up your other halfā thread.