Lamps that you talk to

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amazon make one, google make one.

not interested.

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light up, light up
as if you haaaaave a voice

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wooo-woo-woah

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yeah - looks shit

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Alright, Art Garfunkel

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Really not sure why tech companies are so sure we want to voice activate stuff. Iā€™m happy pressing buttons.

And who the fuck keeps their schedule so detailed that they put ā€œdog coming homeā€ into it?!

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Sometime shout at fat Frank when heā€™s missed a sitter.

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like, talking to computer things in general.

donā€™t want any part of it.

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what if youā€™re on the bus? iā€™m not talking to my phone on the bus.

I donā€™t even answer my phone if Iā€™m on the bus (and neither should you)

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Iā€™d never answer your phone in any circumstance, japesy, it would be a gross invasion of your privacy.

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This thread is far less surreal and has far fewer Anchorman gifs than I expected.

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I would much rather press buttons and flick switches than talk to things.

Talking = boring
Fiddling with switches = Great

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donā€™t care how good it gets, i donā€™t want to talk to my phone. ever.

can i not set a reminder to do something by pressing a few buttons instead?

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control gloves all the way

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Tom, just use a mouse. You look like a right twat.

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Tom would also look like a twat if he used a mouse. This is because he is a magnificent twat.

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I like asking Siri what the Prem football fixtures are the moment I wake up Saturday morning. She says Manchester City like a Manc, ā€˜Citehā€™.

Should probably put this in the ā€˜things you do to wind up your other halfā€™ thread.